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[January the 3rd] |
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I'm going backwards. Isn't this supposed to be the future?
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[December the 9th] |
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Oh now, don't be so overdramatic. It's really not that bad.
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[November the 26th] |
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I am truly thankful for everyone. Thank you so much for these years of friendship and kindness!
I've baked pumpkin pie and turkey; it's in the break room for anyone who would like some.
What are you thankful for?
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[October the 20th] |
[FILTER; SELF]
I've put off cleaning Howl's room too long; he will soon be upset -- if he notices, that is.
There's cream everywhere -- oh God at least I hope that's cream and not other questionable white bodily fluids --
Cinderella, I think?
[FILTER; CINDERELLA]
Would you like your:
- left shoe
- hair pins
- undergarments
- diamond necklace
- coat oh I do hope you did not return home naked
back? I can deliver them if you would like. I've taken the liberty of laundering item 3 for you.
[FILTER; HOWL]
Dinner is on the counter. Please don't forget to eat; I'm working the night shift tonight so I can avoid having to see you and think of. If you don't feel inclined to eat please make sure Markl does. I'm glad you had a good birthday
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[October the 18th] |
[FILTER: SELF]
Howl is 33 and I have made no progress. He might as well eat my heart next; I am, after all, utterly useless. And it'll replace his complete lack -- I can't believe he -- without even warning me --
Oh, but he wouldn't. He did enjoy another woman's though, for his birthday.
If I could just have another clue.
[FILTER: ALL PERSONNEL]
I was recently introduced to a new game I think would be fun for us to play. It's called Word Association. Basically, respond with the word that first comes to mind after mine!
I'll start: sugar.
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[March the 19th] |
[Filtered to Howl]
My father --
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[December the 5th] |
So, I was thinking -- we should participate in Secret Santa again this year so that we don't have to shop and buy each other fifty million gifts though I probably still will, but no matter
Anyways, if you guys want in comment here and I will later contact you with your Secret Santa partners! Don't tell anyone -- it'll ruin the fun. It's secret, remember?
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